12 Aug 2022
Where have all the witch hunters gone?
Long time passing
It’s been a while (#10) since we’ve been called on for witchy info and advice. But now…
A concerned former public servant who desires to remain anonymous wishes to know:
Q: I have a hypothetical question: Say the BIG government wanted to look at your PRIVATE stuff–stuff that is PERFECT and beautiful–and they had what they call a “search warrant” that they somehow scrounged up a “judge” into authorizing . . . wouldn’t this be properly called a “witch hunt”?
A: (Witch-Answer Guy): Were they hunting for witches, or are you asking if the people searching are witches?
Q: I invoke my Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination on this…
Q: . . . But moving on. Let’s say, hypothetically, that during this politically motivated witchy ransacking they found stuff in a person’s private safe?
A: Hmmm…Was the “safe stuff” part of the private home covered by the “search warrant”?
Q: Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that it isn’t a private home, per se…more like an exclusive, magnificently furnished beautiful club house, the most beautiful anywhere, where people can rent luxury apartments and come and go at will.
A: OK, so stipulated
Q: I take the 5th.
A: Wait, we didn’t ask another question. What are you taking the 5th on?
Q: Take the 5th.
A: But….
Q: 5th!
Witch-Answer Guy: Seems like this being August (almost general election-stealing time!), it would be great to get those witches out of the closet, or wherever they go. Alas, we thought the days of witch-hunting would hold off until 2024. But, frankly…and sadly…it’s baaaaack!
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