Me: What’s all this I hear about librarian rebels storming Tripoli and searching for Qadaffi?
Me: Yeah, I’ve been hearing about these librarians all like running amuck trying to take over Tripoli and searching for that Qadaffi guy. Shouldn’t they be looking for missing books and hunting down library book scofflaws?
You: (sigh). Libyans. Not librarians.
You: They’re Libyan rebels, not librarian rebels.
Me: Oh. Never mind.