She: “I voted Democrat all the way…except for the primaries.”
He: “The primaries?”
She: “Yeah, you know, the major ones.”
He: “You mean…for president, vice president”?
He: “You voted for McCain?”
She: “Don’t hate me. I just was afraid that Obama would go in there with guns blazing and start World War III, you know, like it says in Revelations. It’s the only time I’ve ever voted Republican. I was just scared to death.”